2008 A.D.

I am good. I will be better. I will be on time, and have more patience for those who aren't. I will eat less red meat. I will eat more red meat. I will read my Kabbalah books. I will be a better listener, and a better friend. I will write letters that require stamps. I will get my BMW. I will trespass less, and forgive those who trespass against me. I will shoot trespassers. I will be more organized and return calls, emails, and faxes in a timely manner. I will be less judgmental (except in cases of fashion.) I will vote Democratic. I will touch the Eiffel Tower and eat french fries in France. I will learn to play the guitar. I will use the word "will" less often. I will.